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Programming Note: WWDC 2008 by Erin Barkley in News / June 8th, 2008

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As usual, PTTBT will remove itself from the temporal loop in which it resides to provide live, unfiltered coverage of Steve Jobs’ WWDC keynote, this Monday, June 8 starting at 9am pacific time.  While other sites obsess on “facts” and “statistics”, we here at PTTBT bring you the whole picture, true or not.  Don’t miss out.  All your friends will laugh at you.

Late-breaking news: Extremely reliable sources tell PTTBT the new iPhones will ship in “princess pink”, retail for $199 (with mandatory 7-year mobile contracts) and self-destruct every 16 months to maintain the usual Apple upgrade cycle.

2 Responses to “Programming Note: WWDC 2008”

  1. phlo Says:

    Monday, June 8, eh? Looking forward to reading it five hours ago.

  2. Erin Barkley Says:

    @phlo: Unfortunately, OUR attempts to bend the space-time continuum were not successful. I hope you have made it back from the past safely.

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