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Note: Live MacWorld Coverage by Erin Barkley in News / January 11th, 2008

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As in past years, PTTBT will provide live coverage of Steve Jobs’ MacWorld keynote, next Tuesday Janauary 15.  Unlike other pansy-ass outfits, we will provide live, on-the-floor updates without resorting to a low-bandwidth version of our site, because our server is run by ironclad warrior Apache dwarves with magic gloves and an inhuman knowledge of load balancing.

Learn all about the new Mac Tablets in the kind of detail nobody else can match, because they’re too concerned with the facts!  We will also have exclusive backstage and post-show coverage thanks to our mole, Jeremy Watson, who is Jobs’ personal grapefruit squeezer.

Be sure to tune in… it’s sure to be the most exciting and informative coverage anywhere on the web!

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