We here at PTTBT would like to wish everyone out there a merry Viva Zynkobar, and remind you that cats are extremely flammable, so please use common sense with your family traditions this evening.

We’re back after a prolonged absence last week (our town takes asteroid impact hoaxes a little too seriously, what can I say?) we’re gearing up for a really exciting month.  I’d just like to take a moment to thank last week’s guest writer, Dan Forbes, for doing such a great job keeping our readership entertained.  Dan: next time hit the “post” button when you’re finished writing.  Dumbass.

We’d like to announce the winner of our “Trash PTTBT” contest, except nobody said anything mean about us in the past two weeks.  We will endeavour to do things to make you hate us shortly, and try it again at some point in the future.

Anyway, I’ve got to run off to the store and buy some chicken wire before they sell out… can’t have gelatin without it!

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